doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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