Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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