i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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