I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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