i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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