Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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