On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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