He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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