i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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