You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Two words: nipple clamps
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