he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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