I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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