I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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