If that was your dad, he is hot
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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