He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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