Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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