just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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