I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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