So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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