Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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