You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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