I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Randomize
