Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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