They should really pass out barf bags in church
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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