You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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