screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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