operation have a gay friend backfired
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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