He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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