He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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