he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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