Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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