handjob tips. give me some.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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