He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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