16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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