If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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