Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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