I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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