gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I could fuck to npr.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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