I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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