Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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