it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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