Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
no. you can't hotbox the world.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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