I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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