D3 body, D1 cock
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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