So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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