He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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