Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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