I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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