Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
