He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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