my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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